Life in China with slo & poke & Princess Poopypants

Ok, the embassy’s Beijing air quality index seems to be back online, currently reading 335, or hazardous. In case you needed help visualizing this problem on a grander scale, this article should do it.

Instead of taking her vitamins like a good girl, AE prefers to build towers with them…

The sky today started off rather dark, and well, stayed rather dark. The AQI published by the US embassy currently indicates a 94 (out of 500 max) micrograms per cubic meter count – a moderate level, which it has published hour after hour for the past 24+ hours 2+ days. Judging from looking out the window… I don’t think so!

AE has a thing for moustaches as of late. From milk moustache to the latest noodle moustache…

This is a test, using the mobile app to publish.

On Tuesday, I took a cab to Symbio’s office. It took 15 minutes.

Coming home, however… was an adventure.  It was bright and sunny when I went to work so it never crossed my mind to bring an umbrella. Sure enough, at 5pm… thunderstorm and lightening.

Thankfully the Accounting Manager offered me a ride home.  HOWEVER, what we didn’t know was that as soon as we exited the parking lot… TRAFFIC. And lots of it.  1.5 hours later, we had moved about 300 meters.

Then, the gas light came one. Great. In the middle of gridlock.  One hour later, we pulled into the gas station (which was about 500 meters from Symbio, and still about 5 KM from home).

Anyways, G was good and thankfully we made it home safe and dry.  Of course, by then, it was 10pm… but at least I had good company.

On my quest to upgrade my aging mobile phone, I’ve decided upon the first gen Samsung Galaxy S, or the AT*T variant – the i897 Captivate.

So, where does one go in Beijing for anything with an electronics chip in it? Well, THE electronics hub, ZhongGuanCun, of course.

With great optimism and enthusiasm I began the torrid shopping experience, fending off unwanted salesperson after unwanted salesperson, diligently checking prices with various vendors along the way. After a while I found that most vendors either don’t have stock, or are asking for an exuberant price. Sadness.

Eventually I happened upon a stall which had the product, and at a very competitive price. I bit. The vendor eagerly showed me the product and asked if it was satisfactory (much like a waiter seeking the approval of a wine before pouring). After the perfunctory checks and nods, money changed hands, and the vendor proceeded to send the phone off for unlocking, breaking the AT*T shackles, so it could be used in China. All was well :) As I wait, a few of the sales people talked me up regarding mobile phone trends. The more they talked the more it became obvious they have little idea what they were talking about. Eventually it became evident that they were trying to upsell me to a more expensive phone. This, I found odd, considering I just made my purchase from them.

After about half an hour of waiting for the jailbreak I decided to look for some food, hoping that by lunch’s end, my prize would be ready and waiting.

Over an hour later, I returned to be told that it’s still being unlocked – a 15 minute procedure. In the meantime, they sales staff continued to press me to upgrade. “If you go with this [other] model, you won’t have to wait for an unlock, you can just take it now.” That was when I started to get nervous. My questions began to get more pointed. I asked where the phone was. Nobody knew. The sales person I had dealt with apparently had gone to lunch. I demanded my phone, which I had already paid for. “I’m not the person you paid, so don’t demand anything from me… I said you have to wait, so you just have to wait!” That was it. I stormed off saying I was getting the police. At that point someone among the staff stopped me and in a more polite tone said that there were problems unlocking the phone and they couldn’t do it. He handed me my cash back. End of transaction – a very unpleasant, but seemingly typical one.

Lesson learned: exchange of money for product must happen at the exact same time!

AE in all of her 2-year old wisdom has a very limited vocabulary, yet it includes “Angy Buh”.

A coworker sent this article to me about how foreigners in China perceive the great celebration that is the Lunar New Year. Amusing, yet painfully accurate.

The craziness that is the crowds of Beijing was fully felt at a visit to a Temple Fair on Chinese New Year’s day at Ditan Park